Wednesday, January 17, 2007

DEAR MANAGEMENT OFFICE




Dear Jill,
I hope that you can understand my curiosity and astonishment upon my discovery of a hat rack in the 4th floor corridor leading to our office.
The bicycle was rather an ambitious feat to leave in the hallway, however, the miniature hat rack far exceeds my expectations of midget decadence.
Not only is the hat rack by far too small for an average sized human (see average height to the right in pic 6979) but I am appalled that you have let midgets move into our floor, is it safe for them? Can they reach the doors?
Can the midget that wears these hats possible ride the bike to the left?
Please respond.
Thank you,
Alex

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