the best driver ever.

hamster on a piano

the worst video ever. NSFW.

seriously, if you've ever seen anything worse than this, i want you to send me a link.
thanks.
d @ onethousandwords dot net

nazi gnomes.

German artist Ottmar Horl's piece titled Dance of/with the Devil is fresh on the market right now in Belgium. You can have an army of Nazi-saluting garden gnomes for your very own landscape. That'll scare the squirrels away.

HOW MUCH DID YOU DRINK LAST NIGHT

Oh god, don't you hate waking up and seeing a pregnant ass stomach?
and instead of giving birth, you are actually growing a beer belly. And that doesn't go away after 9 months.

Check out this site thank you bbc

Britney Spears Starts Over (via Glamour)

Remember this?



Whoa.

music to my ears

paint job win

http://failblog.org/2008/12/03/paint-job-win/

Everything is Amazing...

thanks to Ami V. for sharing this with me. i think it is the most brilliant rant i've heard in ages. i feel like a better person for listening to it.

all i want for christmas is for everyone to listen to Louis CK.

the bad news bearer.

The Bad News Bearer really is funny. ask anyone.

the babysitter

The Babysitter

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