Sunday, August 31, 2008

Send a Condom to the RNC

While taking a break from packing (it sucks and I'm homeless at midnight today), I hit up facebook and saw this awesome ad. Send a condom to the RNC. Huh? It sparked my interest and I am very amused. It will cost you ten bucks. It's for a good cause. You interested?

Planned Parenthood is Awesome

Friday, August 29, 2008

Happy Labor Day


LOLZ of all time.
please read carefully

worst music supervision of all time

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Holy Moly!


Thanks be to God.

Guitar Praise

Jesus Christ I Can Fiddle My Fingers

Who needs Guitar Hero?

Animal Style

Alex took me to In And Out and taught me what Animal Style is. now i want it all the time.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

the joys of my job

I want to bitch at times, about everything and everything (it's in my nature)
but then I find rare jems like this

"im a huge fan
Body:
give me your cock claudio and travis, stick guitar god cock in my guitar noob ass and teach me the way

jk ;)"

enjoy

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Passing the time at the expense of others.

1. I need 10 inches or more..this week! - w4m - 29 (west los angeles)
Looking to meet up with a guy who is a legit 10 inches or more. I'm petite, curvy, sexy and been told i have a perfect pussy. Definitely size queen, 10 inches ore more is just what I need. If you have the equipment, e-mail me! Pic/myspace a must. Age or backround not an issue. plz be able to host, I cannot. Do not reply if you are under 10 inches plz!

2.Erotic Hot Oil Booty Massage w Enema - m4w - 35 ( Anywhere)
Enjoy a hot oil booty massage.. ending with a warm and erotic kinky enema session. If you want to chat with me about it, lets trade pics. send me a message on yahoo messenger at: bfetishfreak

3.so sensitive right now down there, almost an instant release - w4m - 24 (Los Angeles)
m so sick of having sex with my black fuckbuddy, it was real fun at first but now he doesnt even care if I get off anymore. he's never even once went down on my slit, not at all. i really want to get back to having a white b/f and all the things that come with it like having my pussy nurtured and caressed and licked, not beat to death and slapped.i have a really nice labia and clit, my lips are nice and tight(perfect little slit) and I keep myself very groomed. also too he lets his friends watch us fuck but he never gives my pussy up to anyone besides his bestfriend. my mouth has been shared with a group on a few occations and it was fun at first but I'm tired of it. i want to go out and not have to be worried about being raped or gangbanged. i just want to be able to bring a guy home for the holidays like all my sisters do. if I cant find a new b/f then I'm at least looking for some white hairy dick. ive been wanting to lick grundle for a while because black grundle is nasty. my new saying is going back to white, ooh, it feels just right. i need a guy who will ease my mind and body with sensual but sometimes dirty sex. hit me back here blackbookbuddies.com im under hellodoctor.

4.tito hug and kisses - m4m - 29 (pomona)
tito does it all ! hugs and kisses to all the cute bikers!

5. HOT guy for the BEST PUSSY licking of your life - m4w
If you like having your pussy licked and sucked STOP and pay close attention.
I'm an intelligent and confident VGL 37 year old WM. Eating pussy has been my passion since I first tasted pink. An avid learner, I've studied the anatomy and the geography. I've had some wonderful teachers who have trained me in the most subtle techniques which most guys just haven't a clue about. I've learned how to prolong your orgasm by alternating between clitoral and vaginal stimulation, thus avoiding over-sensitivity. And if this sounds a little text book clinical, 2 minutes and you'll feel beautiful, loved and incredibly desired. You'll experience the passion.
Please be, at least, trimmed
Dress size not important but please be proportionate
Age over 18
Dark skinned +++
Serious replies only. No endless emails. Life is just too short
Respond with face pic please. I'll send you mine. You wont be disappointed.
Responses without a photo will be deleted unopened.

Monday, August 25, 2008

Richard Dawkins



Thank you Boing Boing.

Finally! Fucking Finally!

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

Ladies, your search is over.

Ladies, meet Bobby. Bobby here likes peas, sex ( a lot of sex) and boobies of all kinds. But its better if you hear it for yourselves. After you watch this, the next post will make complete sense to you.


Thursday, August 21, 2008

BEST INVITE EVER

SATURDAY, AUGUST 23RD, AT 3PM (UNTIL 7PM!)
1923 1/2 KENT STREET, LA 90026
SMALL GATHERING.

RULES:
1) ABSOLUTELY NO BEERS!
CHAMPAGNE ONLY. SPARKLING WINE WILL BE TOLERATED.
2) ABSOLUTELY NO LONG PANTS!
GENTS: YOU HAVE TO WEAR SHORTS! THEY CAN NOT BE BAGGY OR LONGER THAN 4 INCHES ABOVE YOUR KNEE.
LADIES: SKIRTS WILL BE TOLERATED. THINK 70'S MONACO HAUTE VOLEE.
3) NO FLIP FLOPS.
4) IF WE HAVE EVER HAD SEX YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BRING A DATE.

YOU DON'T LIKE IT?
PLEASE STAY HOME.


BEST ALWAYS...
DEEZ
323.896.7774

Monday, August 18, 2008

music for 8 track lovers


Check out these amazing 8 tracks for free

Johnny Cash Tour Catalog




I'm really down with The Johnny Cash, especially when I went on tour for the first time in my life with a trucker named Wes. After the tour was over we went to his house were he introduced me to johnny cash sings the bible.

Here are some awesome pictures I found on ebay of a tour catalog.
Alex Arciniega
alex.arciniega@gmail.com
909-496-6893

Friday, August 15, 2008

Are you ready for some futball?

 

Heres something to watch on Saturday and Sunday mornings. Its a great cure for a hangover because you get drunk while watching. Go Man U!!!



Radiohead - APW


This is late but awesome! APW sucked. The lines sucked. VIP sucked. The path/light rail was okay coming, going sucked. Radiohead was awesome!

D&B zealots

Thursday, August 14, 2008

I do it for the scene, man


1. We had a mad crazy party in NYC on Monday
2. I flew into LA early morning Tuesday
3. I landed in Long Beach and got my car
4. I had to pee badly but didn't
5. I got lost so saw got coffee with Alex
6. I checked into my hotel and did work
7. I showered
8. I took way too long to get to Alex
9. I ate sushi
10. I worked the door

It's for the scene, man. It's for the scene. I support. Six bucks. Fundraiser. Who wouldn't give these faces six bucks?

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

& add craigslist to all time faves


I troll craigslist every once in a while to see what I can get for free (If I had all the time in the world and endless supply of gas) and I found this....

GOD I LOVE MYSPACE


I've had a lot of friends over the years, we never really fall out, life just happens and sometimes you grow apart. Well, recently (today) my friend Fern found me on the modern marvel that is myspace. She sure didn't have a hard time getting to the point.

free food and free drinks on wed!!!

F Yeah F Raiser

Tuesday, August 05, 2008

cyborg turtle fights crime TMNT style!

WASHINGTON — From the files of the U.S. Park Police, Incident No. 08-29683: Suspicious vegetation in Rock Creek Park.

The hero of this little crime drama has a brain about the size of a raisin, so of course she has no idea what happened. She's a reptile — but who cares? There's a drug suspect in custody, so let's credit her with the arrest.

Her name is Turtle No. 72.

And this is her story:



She is an Eastern box turtle, one of 135 counted by researchers in the park in recent years, and one of three puttering in the woods with tiny radio transmitters affixed to their shells, so scientists can study their movements. Turtle No. 72, six inches long, roams an area of about 50 acres near the Washington D.C.- Maryland border, meandering no faster than a few hundred feet per hour on her three-inch legs.

As a rule, being a turtle, she minds her own business.

Ken Ferebee, a National Park Service researcher, has been monitoring Turtle No. 72 for seven years, occasionally venturing into the woods to see her. Since Turtle No. 72's purpose in life is limited pretty much to finding a berry or bug to eat, there's no telling where in her about 50-acre range she might wander on a given day.

A few weeks ago, her little turtle brain guided her to a sun-splashed clearing deep in the woods. And that's where she was on the afternoon of July 14 — at the northern end of the 1,754-acre main park, far from any trail — when Ferebee, for the first time in nine days, decided to pay her a visit.

"I was walking in the woods, following the signal with my receiver, trying to find the turtle, and I walked into an area where some large trees had fallen down," he recalled Thursday. "So there's a big hole in the tree canopy, so there's a lot of light getting down to the ground, and there's a lot of vegetation growing there."

He saw Turtle No. 72 in the clearing and moved toward her.

"But as I'm walking, I could see a patch of bare soil that didn't look quite right. And when I got closer, I could tell it had been cleared and some plants had been planted. They looked like they'd been grown somewhere else and then actually replanted in the park."

Suspicious vegetation — about 10 plants, some four-feet tall.

"I could tell they were marijuana plants," said Ferebee, 46. "I've seen pictures of the leaves before. I've actually seen marijuana plants before, too. ... And I was a little surprised to see them right there. They've been found in the park before, but it's been a long time."

He said, "I called the police to come see, because I knew they'd be interested in that."

A Park Police spokesman, Sgt. Robert Lachance, said Thursday that investigators covertly watched the pot patch from time to time until the alleged grower, a Montgomery County, Md., man, showed up to tend to the plants. The suspect, Isiah Johnson, 19, of Chevy Chase, was arrested Wednesday and charged with possession of marijuana with intent to distribute.

An investigator, speaking on the condition of anonymity yesterday because the case is unresolved, described Johnson as a college student (it's unclear what school he attends) with no arrest record before Wednesday. In terms of criminal history, "he's a nothing, a nobody," the investigator said, adding that Johnson seemed frightened and "was very, very cooperative" during a police interview.

Johnson was in the Montgomery County jail Thursday night awaiting transfer to Washington for a court appearance. The pot in the park amounted to a pound and a half, worth about $2,500 wholesale and roughly $6,500 when peddled on the streets, police said.

"Quite unusual circumstances," Lachance said.

As for Turtle No. 72, age unknown, she is still in the park, munching on insects.