Thursday, August 21, 2008

BEST INVITE EVER

SATURDAY, AUGUST 23RD, AT 3PM (UNTIL 7PM!)
1923 1/2 KENT STREET, LA 90026
SMALL GATHERING.

RULES:
1) ABSOLUTELY NO BEERS!
CHAMPAGNE ONLY. SPARKLING WINE WILL BE TOLERATED.
2) ABSOLUTELY NO LONG PANTS!
GENTS: YOU HAVE TO WEAR SHORTS! THEY CAN NOT BE BAGGY OR LONGER THAN 4 INCHES ABOVE YOUR KNEE.
LADIES: SKIRTS WILL BE TOLERATED. THINK 70'S MONACO HAUTE VOLEE.
3) NO FLIP FLOPS.
4) IF WE HAVE EVER HAD SEX YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BRING A DATE.

YOU DON'T LIKE IT?
PLEASE STAY HOME.


BEST ALWAYS...
DEEZ
323.896.7774

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