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How to Pretend You Give A Shit About the Election

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green sex!

sex and technology!!! robo-cock is real!

the future has arrived. do your part to protect our environment and get busy with your partner.

green sex.

put a microchip in your penis.

hooray.

say boobies

McCain understands the internets

TRUTH!

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What is it with people wanting to talk to me about hipster sports, I'm sorry dudes I play soccer in a league. Yes, I understand that's nothing like being pro, but hey at least it's not dodgeball.

Yesterday, Weinieberg hits me up to talk about him being on the winning team and now a championship member. Well... to me that's like saying I won the worlds biggest turd.

And today my friend Marsleezy hit me up and told me about her blog. http://www.teamsaucony-originals.com/category/office-teams/new-york/


to this i say, unsubscribe

Keeping it Seal

Only a couple more weeks to potentially one of the greatest cinematic experiences of my life. So as I prepare myself for THE DARK KNIGHT, it's only fitting to kick it off with the one of the best songs to ever bless a film.




Can wait any longer. someone cop me a bootleg.

These are old but who fucking cares, its funny anyway.

Certified

What better person deserves it more than this guy...nobody








also the Kobe and Jordan comparisons ended last night.

FRIDAY JUNE 20TH SCREENING AND DRANKS

DJ EZ DICK

this goes out to a special little lady in los angeles looking for love.



kick this one here for me and my DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJJJJJJJJJJJJAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY

****@cornerstonepr*motion.com

Do you ever get drunk and start texting? Well, I don't, I feel limited by the exact number of digits I have to work with. I want to slur my words in text form as well, This is the precise reason why I am so incredibly greatful for my new Blackberry that work bought for me. Not only can I maniacally respond to work emails, but I can also drunk email people I have no desire in actually ever fucking (sometimes) and then sometimes I get drunk and email people I shouldn't ever want to fuck again.

So, the best part is when I forget what their server is: gmail, hotmail (1998), aol (1994), tntmax (wtf) or my personal favorite, when I think I work with them through force of habit due to my frantic emails all day. SSSSOOOOOO

I spoke to my physically and emotionally distant ex-boyfriend and the conversation went well, do we want to see each other, maybe. Can he afford it? NO. Do I want to deal with it, not so much.

and this is what I sent him, mind you the best part is coming.


"I am out with a friend, the same one that caught me masturbating on the phone.

I am drinking and drunk and thought of how horny I am and how much I want to fuck you and feel your huge dick inside my body.

I want to feel your huge throbbing dick inside my mouth and cannot wait to see you.

Good night.


--Alejandra"

three things of notable mention:

1. We had phone sex early and I had to hang up because my friend picked me up (I WASN'T REDTUBING)
2. WTF am I doing? Apparently all my wells in echo park have run dry and I am drunk emailing a dude in NY that I don't even talk to all that often.
3. I emailed him with a cornersto**extension and called the IT DEPARTMENT FRANTICALLY ASKING "OMFG I AM DRUNK WHO GETS THESE EMAILS? DO THEY BOUNCE BACK?"

Not only do I feel like a fucking idiot for emailing but I called our IT dept wasted, asking them to not open this email. Which means they all read it, printed it out, and I should be awaiting my severance check.

Jesus Saves Sasha Takes.....it in the butt

Machine or Matador? I am confused? less than half a minute to go, game 4 in the freaking NBA Finals and thats best defense you got Machine?? haha cant blame him though, that was his best, no heart. Watching Jesus float down the lane was so beautiful and to finish with the left!!!! wowwwwwww. Lakers aren't out yet, i know i know, no hate comments please. But from a basketball fanatic point of view, that Ray Ray performance was magic. 





the last one just cause...

a week late like my period but you know you love it

fuck can't wait for this video

hip-hop anonymous

yeah yeah. im late. whatever. the only show i caught was when they did the "bizness time" track. it was genius. i don't know why i didn't try to catch any other shows. oh yeah. it lacked some S-J-A-N-S-T-P-D. for you lame brains that means

scarlett johansson almost nekked strip tease pole dance. yummmmm.

has someone already post this??

tom ford can suck mine too

I ran into these gems while browsing the web.
and once again they're kinda amazing. they reminded me
of my childhood. when i was raped on a leather couch.
terry richardson took the photos, but thats nothing new!
i suppose for you perverts, enjoy them, they're great masturbation
material

people need better hobbies

I love cheaters for the same reasons I love Cristina and all those really bad mexi reality talk shows; they exploit people that are ignorant, they act like they are ambasators to the broken hearted, and the trainwrecks that occur are totally water cooler worthy for days.

I like cheaters because people are incredibly willingly ignorant, they know their relationships are doomed but still need to air their dirty laundry to thousands of people with the help of a video camera.


This guy however, bums me the fuck out. I think he should really let people take care of their business and find something genuinely good to do. I hate the title that he gives himself, "vigilante", he's a videographer with too much time and not enough talent. I don't think he's an ambassator of goodwill but rather a Christian with too much time on his hands that needs a hobby and not enough intelligence to actually justify why he humiliates people rather than educating people on the errors of their way.

But in the mean time, enjoy this clip. this guys is a dick. not the jon, not the prosti but the run up style of jon the vigilante.

celibacy=creative genius

Throwback Thurrrrsday

this week Crooklyn Dodgers. i'll say this again and again and again. personally there will never be a time like 93 through 95. everything out was classic, intelligent, and holds relevance today.

I Have Dreams Like This

ALBANIA

ok not really, just Albany. I flew out of there this week and the bus ride to the airport was the most soothing experience since black dudes in college asked to massage my feet.

while you were rekindling...

I woke up and found this in the street, mind you it's a rural street and not a real one. How great is it to wake up to a prehistoric looking creature, check out it's massive tail.

while you were tromboning...

I stayed at my friend Marlina's home, and I wanted to show pictures of how small it actually is but instead I took pictures of the view. It's pretty nice, check them out, I remember when I had a view but now I don't thanks to the w.

while you were going to real shows...

First off, let's start with, "My mother listens to Duran Duran." It's not like Fleetwood Mac or Rolling Stones, it's Duran Duran. I mean, I remember buying their non-best-selling-albums and thinking, "God this music is for OC moms with fucked up BRCH (Billy Ray Cyrus Hair).

So, I was dumbfounded by the amazing dancing, but what can you expect from a guy wearing a stankees hat? I apologize because the film is grainy at best and a little shaky and sideways (what the fuck was I thinking?).

Enjoy

Richard Williams much?

i am still speechless. i hope my girl has some sort of athletic inclination in her dna because i want one of this guy. 

Congratulations

You have just met the Inter City Firm




In the spirit of 2008 EURO CUP.

thanks carver.

and for your reading pleasure. WEST HAM ICF

Death by Downloading

Really? The photo is not the best, but really? It made me think of my favorite show. The IT Crowd.

Boy bands rule!!!

When they're not doing blow and chasing hookers.

They play the best game in the World!!!

Special Good News

The word on the streets is that The Specials are tentatively planning on rejoining for a reunion tour in October and November (UK dates) with hopefully (praying) US dates to follow. One possible hang up could be the convincing of original keyboardist Jerry Dammers to join in on the fun. Those negotiations are still ongoing.