FAT VEGANS

Maybe its because I'm so thin and hip with the ladies but why are there so many fat vegans? Wouldn't be more economical to be just a fat person instead of a fat vegan? It really just makes me sad because when i went to Thailand there are so many vegetarians and they are skinny and poor and they put whole families on motorscooters and then they go down those little highways. Sometimes I will see a bunch of them and i will take photos because they are curious little people. Sometimes they would even climb coconut trees like little animals to fetch fresh coconut for my coconut milk drink. What are fat vegans doing wrong?

A SINGLE BROWN TEAR

Sometimes I will be drinking organic green tea and then it wil just hit me you know? Like ill glance out of the corner of my eye and i will see a commuter bus go by and i will just feel bad. I want to help the brown people on the bus. I want to go down to their little pueblos like the three amigos and save them from the poverty and hunger of el guapo. iw ant everybody on that little cute bus that looks like an egg filled up to the door to have a good life. I want them all to have a deep well where they can get the water of the people. I love the water of the people but you have to be carful cause sometimes they try to poison it. IF i was to dig a well in a little cute pueblo i would for sure add a filtratin system to it because if somebody got sick my heart would cry a tear like the ones mexicans tattoo on their face when they go to jail for murder! I cant have tattoos so i would make sure to add a water filtration system.

battle of the best hair

Often times I think, "Would my life be any different if I had a better head of hair," I'm sure Phil feels the same way. I was recently out, at The Prospector to see Tweak Bird play and I ran into my good friends, Chris of LA Record and Bill of awesome party throwing, they have the best hair in the world. I often think I am nuts, because I am but I would love to shave their collective heads and create wigs for myself.
Chris has the wild curly mad man hair down to a T, and I can honestly say the gray old man hair is a PLUS. Bill has this 60's mod rocker doo that just makes me want to trip out on acid while reading EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES.

love letters are the most magical thing ever

WTF IS UP WITH THE WEEZER/BEACHES COMMERCIAL

I try not to watch television for the obvious reasons, but it's Sunday and I have gone out too many nights in a row, all of those nights I would rather not relive and would rather rest. So, I turn on the television and try to watch The Food Network, because let's face it, watching TFN almost makes me feel motivated enough to make breakfast. In the middle of a commercial break I hear the beginning of Island In the Sun, or whatever http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hyoszso38E

and first of all it's not Weezer that starts singing, this song is fucking atrocious anyway and can you believe Spike Jonze directed this video. The video is great, but seriously Weezer, remember Pinkerton? Back to my point, I don't think that you need to be broke to be a musician; you want to make money of your art, GREAT! I support that, however, the fucking BEACHES commercial is pure death. Since when are Marina Del Lay divorcees' and Weezer fans in the same target demo.

Fucking death.

Beauty Rituals Around the World

I recently found this article and in many ways I find it useful and applicable. At times we as youthful, counter culture-ish women, we shun sexuality and I really enjoyed this article about an American woman dating a French man and their culture clashes with sex and beauty.
http://www.tangomag.com/20072820/beauty-rituals-us-vs-france.html/2