Monday, December 22, 2008
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Monday, December 15, 2008
the worst video ever. NSFW.
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
nazi gnomes.
German artist Ottmar Horl's piece titled Dance of/with the Devil is fresh on the market right now in Belgium. You can have an army of Nazi-saluting garden gnomes for your very own landscape. That'll scare the squirrels away.
Monday, December 08, 2008
HOW MUCH DID YOU DRINK LAST NIGHT
Oh god, don't you hate waking up and seeing a pregnant ass stomach?
and instead of giving birth, you are actually growing a beer belly. And that doesn't go away after 9 months.
Check out this site thank you bbc
Thursday, December 04, 2008
Wednesday, December 03, 2008
Tuesday, December 02, 2008
Everything is Amazing...
Thursday, November 27, 2008
apparently drunks and football do mix
A Carroll woman who was caught having sex in the men's room at an Iowa Hawkeye football game in Minneapolis last weekend says she’d had so much wine before kickoff that she doesn’t remember walking into the restroom, the man she had sex with in a stall, or when the police opened the door...
you can read the rest of the story here.
you can read the rest of the story here.
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
bald people in music
ok i thought this guy was a douche bag until he got to Michael Stipe and then i found myself getting angry that Ian MacKaye hadn't made the list, but in the end he redeems himself. so it's his opinion, he makes that clear and i dont agree with much of it, but im not going to sit down and make my bald people in music list.
Monday, November 24, 2008
tough guy robbers
A man walks into a beauty salon pulls out a gun and tells all of the ladies to empty their purses and give him their money and valuables... then hilarity ensues...
proof that salons are brutal.
proof that salons are brutal.
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
High school rock goth
When I was a junior higher, man I wanted Alice Cooper to be my dad. Now I realize, a man like Alice Cooper can only be Marilyn Manson's dad and I should appreciate his early 70's sexiness.
Enjoy
Enjoy
CHICAGO!!
I just arrived today and walked around in my breezy summer sweater and windbreaker -- fuck I am a stupid traveler sometimes, even NY was sunny.
I found a couple of great stores of notable mention however, is this amazing record I bought...
here is the video for it
I found a couple of great stores of notable mention however, is this amazing record I bought...
here is the video for it
fucking insomnia
It gets the best of me when I am traveling, and thank goodness for the internet because I would probably pass out and be productive tomorrow -- but who needs that? when I can cruise sites and hate my life tomorrow.
Check this San Bernardino shit out http://www.drugfree.org/Portal/DrugIssue/MethResources/faces/photo_4.html
Check this San Bernardino shit out http://www.drugfree.org/Portal/DrugIssue/MethResources/faces/photo_4.html
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Friday, October 10, 2008
Thursday, October 09, 2008
Thursday, October 02, 2008
DEBATE!
If you haven't seen Couric interview Palin yet, you are missing out. I'm eagerly trying to find a way to watch this debate tonight. Who thought miss technology would be tv/internetless? I'll find a way. I'll find a way. I'll get back to you on that!
Wednesday, October 01, 2008
Monday, September 22, 2008
Saturday, September 20, 2008
i like exercising more now that...
i've bought a treadmill bicycle!!!
Have you ever wished you could get a quality treadmill workout without paying expensive gym prices? Look no further than the Treadmill Bike by the Bicycle Forest. The Treadmill Bike offers the same fat burning benefits of a conventional treadmill without the membership fees!
Have you ever wished you could get a quality treadmill workout without paying expensive gym prices? Look no further than the Treadmill Bike by the Bicycle Forest. The Treadmill Bike offers the same fat burning benefits of a conventional treadmill without the membership fees!
Thursday, September 18, 2008
HOLLYWOOD BOWL
My heart swelled
Please be partially as happy as I was last night
Cat Power as the opener
Spiritualized - the love of my life-
The ever sexual Mr. Nick Cave
Please be partially as happy as I was last night
Cat Power as the opener
Spiritualized - the love of my life-
The ever sexual Mr. Nick Cave
Labels:
cat power,
hollywood bowl,
Music,
nick cave,
spiritualized
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Friday, September 05, 2008
Thursday, September 04, 2008
Wednesday, September 03, 2008
Tim Wise!
Tim Wise is among the most prominent anti-racist writers and activists in the U.S., and has been called, "One of the most brilliant, articulate and courageous critics of white privilege in the nation," by best-selling author and professor Michael Eric Dyson, of Georgetown University. Wise has spoken in 48 states, and on over 400 college campuses, including Harvard, Stanford, and the Law Schools at Yale and Columbia, and has spoken to community groups around the nation.
Wise is the author of White Like Me: Reflections on Race from a Privileged Son, and Affirmative Action: Racial Preference in Black and White. He has contributed essays to seventeen books, and is one of several persons featured in White Men Challenging Racism: Thirty-Five Personal Stories, from Duke University Press. A collection of his essays, Speaking Treason Fluently: Anti-Racist Reflections From an Angry White Male, will be released in fall 2008. He received the 2001 British Diversity Award for best feature essay on race issues, and his writings have appeared in dozens of popular, professional and scholarly journals.
Wise has provided anti-racism training to teachers nationwide, and has conducted trainings with physicians and medical industry professionals on how to combat racial inequities in health care. He has also trained corporate, government, entertainment, military and law enforcement officials on methods for dismantling racism in their institutions, and has served as a consultant for plaintiff's attorneys in federal discrimination cases in New York and Washington State.
In summer, 2005, Wise served as an adjunct faculty member at the Smith College School for Social Work, in Northampton, Massachusetts, where he co-taught a Master's level class on Racism in the U.S. In 2001, Wise trained journalists to eliminate racial bias in reporting, as a visiting faculty-in-residence at the Poynter Institute in St. Petersburg, Florida. From 1999-2003, Wise was an advisor to the Fisk University Race Relations Institute, in Nashville, and in the early '90s was Associate Director of the Louisiana Coalition Against Racism and Nazism: the largest of the many groups organized for the purpose of defeating neo-Nazi political candidate, David Duke.
Wise has been a featured guest on hundreds of radio and television programs, worldwide, including CNN’s Paula Zahn NOW, ABC’c 20/20, MSNBC Live, Donahue, and ESPN’s “Quite Frankly, With Stephen A. Smith,” where he was a regular commentator on racial issues in the world of sports. He is one of several white anti-racists featured in the documentary, “Mirrors of Privilege: Making Whiteness Visible,” by filmmaker, Shakti Butler.
Tuesday, September 02, 2008
SLEEPERCAR TONIGHT AT SPACELAND
The amazingly talented Jim Ward will be performing tonight for a 21+ crowd
Sleepercar is rad, and really varies from his other projects.
Spaceland
1717 Silverlake blvd.
LA CA 90026
Show starts at 9pm sharp
$10.00
Spaceland
1717 Silverlake blvd.
LA CA 90026
Show starts at 9pm sharp
$10.00
Monday, September 01, 2008
Thank You Cosmo!!!
'Cosmopolitan' Institute Completes Decades-Long Study On How To Please Your Man
and this is exactly why every woman i know will get Cosmo subscriptions this year.
Anonymous Philanthropist Donates 200 Human Kidneys To Hospital
Anonymous Philanthropist Donates 200 Human Kidneys To Hospital
in case you missed this in my news story post.
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Send a Condom to the RNC
While taking a break from packing (it sucks and I'm homeless at midnight today), I hit up facebook and saw this awesome ad. Send a condom to the RNC. Huh? It sparked my interest and I am very amused. It will cost you ten bucks. It's for a good cause. You interested?
Planned Parenthood is Awesome
Planned Parenthood is Awesome
Friday, August 29, 2008
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Animal Style
Alex took me to In And Out and taught me what Animal Style is. now i want it all the time.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
the joys of my job
I want to bitch at times, about everything and everything (it's in my nature)
but then I find rare jems like this
"im a huge fan
Body:
give me your cock claudio and travis, stick guitar god cock in my guitar noob ass and teach me the way
jk ;)"
enjoy
but then I find rare jems like this
"im a huge fan
Body:
give me your cock claudio and travis, stick guitar god cock in my guitar noob ass and teach me the way
jk ;)"
enjoy
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Passing the time at the expense of others.
1. I need 10 inches or more..this week! - w4m - 29 (west los angeles)
Looking to meet up with a guy who is a legit 10 inches or more. I'm petite, curvy, sexy and been told i have a perfect pussy. Definitely size queen, 10 inches ore more is just what I need. If you have the equipment, e-mail me! Pic/myspace a must. Age or backround not an issue. plz be able to host, I cannot. Do not reply if you are under 10 inches plz!
2.Erotic Hot Oil Booty Massage w Enema - m4w - 35 ( Anywhere)
Enjoy a hot oil booty massage.. ending with a warm and erotic kinky enema session. If you want to chat with me about it, lets trade pics. send me a message on yahoo messenger at: bfetishfreak
3.so sensitive right now down there, almost an instant release - w4m - 24 (Los Angeles)
m so sick of having sex with my black fuckbuddy, it was real fun at first but now he doesnt even care if I get off anymore. he's never even once went down on my slit, not at all. i really want to get back to having a white b/f and all the things that come with it like having my pussy nurtured and caressed and licked, not beat to death and slapped.i have a really nice labia and clit, my lips are nice and tight(perfect little slit) and I keep myself very groomed. also too he lets his friends watch us fuck but he never gives my pussy up to anyone besides his bestfriend. my mouth has been shared with a group on a few occations and it was fun at first but I'm tired of it. i want to go out and not have to be worried about being raped or gangbanged. i just want to be able to bring a guy home for the holidays like all my sisters do. if I cant find a new b/f then I'm at least looking for some white hairy dick. ive been wanting to lick grundle for a while because black grundle is nasty. my new saying is going back to white, ooh, it feels just right. i need a guy who will ease my mind and body with sensual but sometimes dirty sex. hit me back here blackbookbuddies.com im under hellodoctor.
4.tito hug and kisses - m4m - 29 (pomona)
tito does it all ! hugs and kisses to all the cute bikers!
5. HOT guy for the BEST PUSSY licking of your life - m4w
If you like having your pussy licked and sucked STOP and pay close attention.
I'm an intelligent and confident VGL 37 year old WM. Eating pussy has been my passion since I first tasted pink. An avid learner, I've studied the anatomy and the geography. I've had some wonderful teachers who have trained me in the most subtle techniques which most guys just haven't a clue about. I've learned how to prolong your orgasm by alternating between clitoral and vaginal stimulation, thus avoiding over-sensitivity. And if this sounds a little text book clinical, 2 minutes and you'll feel beautiful, loved and incredibly desired. You'll experience the passion.
Please be, at least, trimmed
Dress size not important but please be proportionate
Age over 18
Dark skinned +++
Serious replies only. No endless emails. Life is just too short
Respond with face pic please. I'll send you mine. You wont be disappointed.
Responses without a photo will be deleted unopened.
Looking to meet up with a guy who is a legit 10 inches or more. I'm petite, curvy, sexy and been told i have a perfect pussy. Definitely size queen, 10 inches ore more is just what I need. If you have the equipment, e-mail me! Pic/myspace a must. Age or backround not an issue. plz be able to host, I cannot. Do not reply if you are under 10 inches plz!
2.Erotic Hot Oil Booty Massage w Enema - m4w - 35 ( Anywhere)
Enjoy a hot oil booty massage.. ending with a warm and erotic kinky enema session. If you want to chat with me about it, lets trade pics. send me a message on yahoo messenger at: bfetishfreak
3.so sensitive right now down there, almost an instant release - w4m - 24 (Los Angeles)
m so sick of having sex with my black fuckbuddy, it was real fun at first but now he doesnt even care if I get off anymore. he's never even once went down on my slit, not at all. i really want to get back to having a white b/f and all the things that come with it like having my pussy nurtured and caressed and licked, not beat to death and slapped.i have a really nice labia and clit, my lips are nice and tight(perfect little slit) and I keep myself very groomed. also too he lets his friends watch us fuck but he never gives my pussy up to anyone besides his bestfriend. my mouth has been shared with a group on a few occations and it was fun at first but I'm tired of it. i want to go out and not have to be worried about being raped or gangbanged. i just want to be able to bring a guy home for the holidays like all my sisters do. if I cant find a new b/f then I'm at least looking for some white hairy dick. ive been wanting to lick grundle for a while because black grundle is nasty. my new saying is going back to white, ooh, it feels just right. i need a guy who will ease my mind and body with sensual but sometimes dirty sex. hit me back here blackbookbuddies.com im under hellodoctor.
4.tito hug and kisses - m4m - 29 (pomona)
tito does it all ! hugs and kisses to all the cute bikers!
5. HOT guy for the BEST PUSSY licking of your life - m4w
If you like having your pussy licked and sucked STOP and pay close attention.
I'm an intelligent and confident VGL 37 year old WM. Eating pussy has been my passion since I first tasted pink. An avid learner, I've studied the anatomy and the geography. I've had some wonderful teachers who have trained me in the most subtle techniques which most guys just haven't a clue about. I've learned how to prolong your orgasm by alternating between clitoral and vaginal stimulation, thus avoiding over-sensitivity. And if this sounds a little text book clinical, 2 minutes and you'll feel beautiful, loved and incredibly desired. You'll experience the passion.
Please be, at least, trimmed
Dress size not important but please be proportionate
Age over 18
Dark skinned +++
Serious replies only. No endless emails. Life is just too short
Respond with face pic please. I'll send you mine. You wont be disappointed.
Responses without a photo will be deleted unopened.
Monday, August 25, 2008
Ladies, your search is over.
Ladies, meet Bobby. Bobby here likes peas, sex ( a lot of sex) and boobies of all kinds. But its better if you hear it for yourselves. After you watch this, the next post will make complete sense to you.
Thursday, August 21, 2008
BEST INVITE EVER
SATURDAY, AUGUST 23RD, AT 3PM (UNTIL 7PM!)
1923 1/2 KENT STREET, LA 90026
SMALL GATHERING.
RULES:
1) ABSOLUTELY NO BEERS!
CHAMPAGNE ONLY. SPARKLING WINE WILL BE TOLERATED.
2) ABSOLUTELY NO LONG PANTS!
GENTS: YOU HAVE TO WEAR SHORTS! THEY CAN NOT BE BAGGY OR LONGER THAN 4 INCHES ABOVE YOUR KNEE.
LADIES: SKIRTS WILL BE TOLERATED. THINK 70'S MONACO HAUTE VOLEE.
3) NO FLIP FLOPS.
4) IF WE HAVE EVER HAD SEX YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BRING A DATE.
YOU DON'T LIKE IT?
PLEASE STAY HOME.
BEST ALWAYS...
DEEZ
323.896.7774
1923 1/2 KENT STREET, LA 90026
SMALL GATHERING.
RULES:
1) ABSOLUTELY NO BEERS!
CHAMPAGNE ONLY. SPARKLING WINE WILL BE TOLERATED.
2) ABSOLUTELY NO LONG PANTS!
GENTS: YOU HAVE TO WEAR SHORTS! THEY CAN NOT BE BAGGY OR LONGER THAN 4 INCHES ABOVE YOUR KNEE.
LADIES: SKIRTS WILL BE TOLERATED. THINK 70'S MONACO HAUTE VOLEE.
3) NO FLIP FLOPS.
4) IF WE HAVE EVER HAD SEX YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BRING A DATE.
YOU DON'T LIKE IT?
PLEASE STAY HOME.
BEST ALWAYS...
DEEZ
323.896.7774
Monday, August 18, 2008
Johnny Cash Tour Catalog
I'm really down with The Johnny Cash, especially when I went on tour for the first time in my life with a trucker named Wes. After the tour was over we went to his house were he introduced me to johnny cash sings the bible.
Here are some awesome pictures I found on ebay of a tour catalog.
Friday, August 15, 2008
Are you ready for some futball?
Heres something to watch on Saturday and Sunday mornings. Its a great cure for a hangover because you get drunk while watching. Go Man U!!!
Radiohead - APW
Thursday, August 14, 2008
I do it for the scene, man
1. We had a mad crazy party in NYC on Monday
2. I flew into LA early morning Tuesday
3. I landed in Long Beach and got my car
4. I had to pee badly but didn't
5. I got lost so saw got coffee with Alex
6. I checked into my hotel and did work
7. I showered
8. I took way too long to get to Alex
9. I ate sushi
10. I worked the door
It's for the scene, man. It's for the scene. I support. Six bucks. Fundraiser. Who wouldn't give these faces six bucks?
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
& add craigslist to all time faves
GOD I LOVE MYSPACE
Monday, August 11, 2008
Thursday, August 07, 2008
Tuesday, August 05, 2008
cyborg turtle fights crime TMNT style!
WASHINGTON — From the files of the U.S. Park Police, Incident No. 08-29683: Suspicious vegetation in Rock Creek Park.
The hero of this little crime drama has a brain about the size of a raisin, so of course she has no idea what happened. She's a reptile — but who cares? There's a drug suspect in custody, so let's credit her with the arrest.
Her name is Turtle No. 72.
And this is her story:
She is an Eastern box turtle, one of 135 counted by researchers in the park in recent years, and one of three puttering in the woods with tiny radio transmitters affixed to their shells, so scientists can study their movements. Turtle No. 72, six inches long, roams an area of about 50 acres near the Washington D.C.- Maryland border, meandering no faster than a few hundred feet per hour on her three-inch legs.
As a rule, being a turtle, she minds her own business.
Ken Ferebee, a National Park Service researcher, has been monitoring Turtle No. 72 for seven years, occasionally venturing into the woods to see her. Since Turtle No. 72's purpose in life is limited pretty much to finding a berry or bug to eat, there's no telling where in her about 50-acre range she might wander on a given day.
A few weeks ago, her little turtle brain guided her to a sun-splashed clearing deep in the woods. And that's where she was on the afternoon of July 14 — at the northern end of the 1,754-acre main park, far from any trail — when Ferebee, for the first time in nine days, decided to pay her a visit.
"I was walking in the woods, following the signal with my receiver, trying to find the turtle, and I walked into an area where some large trees had fallen down," he recalled Thursday. "So there's a big hole in the tree canopy, so there's a lot of light getting down to the ground, and there's a lot of vegetation growing there."
He saw Turtle No. 72 in the clearing and moved toward her.
"But as I'm walking, I could see a patch of bare soil that didn't look quite right. And when I got closer, I could tell it had been cleared and some plants had been planted. They looked like they'd been grown somewhere else and then actually replanted in the park."
Suspicious vegetation — about 10 plants, some four-feet tall.
"I could tell they were marijuana plants," said Ferebee, 46. "I've seen pictures of the leaves before. I've actually seen marijuana plants before, too. ... And I was a little surprised to see them right there. They've been found in the park before, but it's been a long time."
He said, "I called the police to come see, because I knew they'd be interested in that."
A Park Police spokesman, Sgt. Robert Lachance, said Thursday that investigators covertly watched the pot patch from time to time until the alleged grower, a Montgomery County, Md., man, showed up to tend to the plants. The suspect, Isiah Johnson, 19, of Chevy Chase, was arrested Wednesday and charged with possession of marijuana with intent to distribute.
An investigator, speaking on the condition of anonymity yesterday because the case is unresolved, described Johnson as a college student (it's unclear what school he attends) with no arrest record before Wednesday. In terms of criminal history, "he's a nothing, a nobody," the investigator said, adding that Johnson seemed frightened and "was very, very cooperative" during a police interview.
Johnson was in the Montgomery County jail Thursday night awaiting transfer to Washington for a court appearance. The pot in the park amounted to a pound and a half, worth about $2,500 wholesale and roughly $6,500 when peddled on the streets, police said.
"Quite unusual circumstances," Lachance said.
As for Turtle No. 72, age unknown, she is still in the park, munching on insects.
The hero of this little crime drama has a brain about the size of a raisin, so of course she has no idea what happened. She's a reptile — but who cares? There's a drug suspect in custody, so let's credit her with the arrest.
Her name is Turtle No. 72.
And this is her story:
She is an Eastern box turtle, one of 135 counted by researchers in the park in recent years, and one of three puttering in the woods with tiny radio transmitters affixed to their shells, so scientists can study their movements. Turtle No. 72, six inches long, roams an area of about 50 acres near the Washington D.C.- Maryland border, meandering no faster than a few hundred feet per hour on her three-inch legs.
As a rule, being a turtle, she minds her own business.
Ken Ferebee, a National Park Service researcher, has been monitoring Turtle No. 72 for seven years, occasionally venturing into the woods to see her. Since Turtle No. 72's purpose in life is limited pretty much to finding a berry or bug to eat, there's no telling where in her about 50-acre range she might wander on a given day.
A few weeks ago, her little turtle brain guided her to a sun-splashed clearing deep in the woods. And that's where she was on the afternoon of July 14 — at the northern end of the 1,754-acre main park, far from any trail — when Ferebee, for the first time in nine days, decided to pay her a visit.
"I was walking in the woods, following the signal with my receiver, trying to find the turtle, and I walked into an area where some large trees had fallen down," he recalled Thursday. "So there's a big hole in the tree canopy, so there's a lot of light getting down to the ground, and there's a lot of vegetation growing there."
He saw Turtle No. 72 in the clearing and moved toward her.
"But as I'm walking, I could see a patch of bare soil that didn't look quite right. And when I got closer, I could tell it had been cleared and some plants had been planted. They looked like they'd been grown somewhere else and then actually replanted in the park."
Suspicious vegetation — about 10 plants, some four-feet tall.
"I could tell they were marijuana plants," said Ferebee, 46. "I've seen pictures of the leaves before. I've actually seen marijuana plants before, too. ... And I was a little surprised to see them right there. They've been found in the park before, but it's been a long time."
He said, "I called the police to come see, because I knew they'd be interested in that."
A Park Police spokesman, Sgt. Robert Lachance, said Thursday that investigators covertly watched the pot patch from time to time until the alleged grower, a Montgomery County, Md., man, showed up to tend to the plants. The suspect, Isiah Johnson, 19, of Chevy Chase, was arrested Wednesday and charged with possession of marijuana with intent to distribute.
An investigator, speaking on the condition of anonymity yesterday because the case is unresolved, described Johnson as a college student (it's unclear what school he attends) with no arrest record before Wednesday. In terms of criminal history, "he's a nothing, a nobody," the investigator said, adding that Johnson seemed frightened and "was very, very cooperative" during a police interview.
Johnson was in the Montgomery County jail Thursday night awaiting transfer to Washington for a court appearance. The pot in the park amounted to a pound and a half, worth about $2,500 wholesale and roughly $6,500 when peddled on the streets, police said.
"Quite unusual circumstances," Lachance said.
As for Turtle No. 72, age unknown, she is still in the park, munching on insects.
Monday, July 28, 2008
BOLINAS
I hung out with this very nice boy that took me to bolinas beach, it was amazing.
Here is the wiki link to it http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bolinas,_California
We saw some surfers, enjoyed some sun, he took pictures and made me a film.
Labels:
beaches,
hot dog on a stick,
i heart sf,
love letters
MUIR WOODS
who says you need all city or all country, not me. I like both and both within an hour of each other.
Check out the Muir Woods if ever in SF. It's 5 bucks to enter and you can spend all day there eating pre-packed sandwiches and getting a view of the bucks.
check out the link: http://www.nps.gov/muwo/
Check out the Muir Woods if ever in SF. It's 5 bucks to enter and you can spend all day there eating pre-packed sandwiches and getting a view of the bucks.
check out the link: http://www.nps.gov/muwo/
Frida Kulo
Pardon the culo joke, but once we went to a burlesque show and that was actually someone's stage name. So I attended the Frida exhibit in SF, and though the lines were long the art was worth it. The real gems are the home movies that were shot, you don't get a clear idea of who Frida was at any point, but her beauty and essence really shines through in the short films.
sf fun
I've been the absentee father lately, but it's all due to work. I was in SF working on Black Swan, fallin in and out of love continuously. We went to see Darker My Love at Popscene and it was amazing. Here is their new video and their cd will be out on dangerbird soon.
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Monday, July 21, 2008
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Is It The Shoes?
Through all the bullshit MTV bombards the average viewer, they do manage on occasion to create something truly awesome and thought provoking.
Friday, July 11, 2008
Swagger Jack
Been on the downs all week, The weekend is finally here and I need some major regrouping. BBALL games. Check. Alcohol Check. Inspiration. Check. Gotta thank this guy cause he got the most swagger in the rap game. even more so than weezy. yup i said it.
She dealing with Killa so you love her taste
She swallowing Killa cause she love the taste
She dealing with Killa so you love her taste
She swallowing Killa cause she love the taste
Wednesday, July 09, 2008
the professional
Mathilda: Is life always this hard, or is it just when you're a kid?
Léon: Always like this.
Léon: Always like this.
Saturday, July 05, 2008
Friday, July 04, 2008
New Favorite Blog
I'm really excited about the elections, really, regardless of how you vote it's really great to see people getting off their ass. It's sad that it takes a war, high fuel prices and food prices to get it going but hey, in the end there will be more consciousness.
Check out this blog, it may change your life.
Check out this blog, it may change your life.
happy 4th
I've been on a gnar gnar libertarian kick lately and it's actually ok. I hate city workers, they are the lowest form of intellect. There people are just grossly inept. Enjoy.
Tuesday, July 01, 2008
Friday, June 27, 2008
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
green sex!
sex and technology!!! robo-cock is real!
the future has arrived. do your part to protect our environment and get busy with your partner.
put a microchip in your penis.
hooray.
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
UNSUBSCRIBE
What is it with people wanting to talk to me about hipster sports, I'm sorry dudes I play soccer in a league. Yes, I understand that's nothing like being pro, but hey at least it's not dodgeball.
Yesterday, Weinieberg hits me up to talk about him being on the winning team and now a championship member. Well... to me that's like saying I won the worlds biggest turd.
And today my friend Marsleezy hit me up and told me about her blog. http://www.teamsaucony-originals.com/category/office-teams/new-york/
to this i say, unsubscribe
Yesterday, Weinieberg hits me up to talk about him being on the winning team and now a championship member. Well... to me that's like saying I won the worlds biggest turd.
And today my friend Marsleezy hit me up and told me about her blog. http://www.teamsaucony-originals.com/category/office-teams/new-york/
to this i say, unsubscribe
Keeping it Seal
Only a couple more weeks to potentially one of the greatest cinematic experiences of my life. So as I prepare myself for THE DARK KNIGHT, it's only fitting to kick it off with the one of the best songs to ever bless a film.
Can wait any longer. someone cop me a bootleg.
Can wait any longer. someone cop me a bootleg.
Monday, June 23, 2008
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Certified
What better person deserves it more than this guy...nobody
also the Kobe and Jordan comparisons ended last night.
also the Kobe and Jordan comparisons ended last night.
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
DJ EZ DICK
this goes out to a special little lady in los angeles looking for love.
kick this one here for me and my DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJJJJJJJJJJJJAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY
kick this one here for me and my DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJJJJJJJJJJJJAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY
Labels:
awesomeness,
ECHO PARK,
hip hop,
long beach,
los angeles
Monday, June 16, 2008
****@cornerstonepr*motion.com
Do you ever get drunk and start texting? Well, I don't, I feel limited by the exact number of digits I have to work with. I want to slur my words in text form as well, This is the precise reason why I am so incredibly greatful for my new Blackberry that work bought for me. Not only can I maniacally respond to work emails, but I can also drunk email people I have no desire in actually ever fucking (sometimes) and then sometimes I get drunk and email people I shouldn't ever want to fuck again.
So, the best part is when I forget what their server is: gmail, hotmail (1998), aol (1994), tntmax (wtf) or my personal favorite, when I think I work with them through force of habit due to my frantic emails all day. SSSSOOOOOO
I spoke to my physically and emotionally distant ex-boyfriend and the conversation went well, do we want to see each other, maybe. Can he afford it? NO. Do I want to deal with it, not so much.
and this is what I sent him, mind you the best part is coming.
"I am out with a friend, the same one that caught me masturbating on the phone.
I am drinking and drunk and thought of how horny I am and how much I want to fuck you and feel your huge dick inside my body.
I want to feel your huge throbbing dick inside my mouth and cannot wait to see you.
Good night.
--Alejandra"
three things of notable mention:
1. We had phone sex early and I had to hang up because my friend picked me up (I WASN'T REDTUBING)
2. WTF am I doing? Apparently all my wells in echo park have run dry and I am drunk emailing a dude in NY that I don't even talk to all that often.
3. I emailed him with a cornersto**extension and called the IT DEPARTMENT FRANTICALLY ASKING "OMFG I AM DRUNK WHO GETS THESE EMAILS? DO THEY BOUNCE BACK?"
Not only do I feel like a fucking idiot for emailing but I called our IT dept wasted, asking them to not open this email. Which means they all read it, printed it out, and I should be awaiting my severance check.
So, the best part is when I forget what their server is: gmail, hotmail (1998), aol (1994), tntmax (wtf) or my personal favorite, when I think I work with them through force of habit due to my frantic emails all day. SSSSOOOOOO
I spoke to my physically and emotionally distant ex-boyfriend and the conversation went well, do we want to see each other, maybe. Can he afford it? NO. Do I want to deal with it, not so much.
and this is what I sent him, mind you the best part is coming.
"I am out with a friend, the same one that caught me masturbating on the phone.
I am drinking and drunk and thought of how horny I am and how much I want to fuck you and feel your huge dick inside my body.
I want to feel your huge throbbing dick inside my mouth and cannot wait to see you.
Good night.
--Alejandra"
three things of notable mention:
1. We had phone sex early and I had to hang up because my friend picked me up (I WASN'T REDTUBING)
2. WTF am I doing? Apparently all my wells in echo park have run dry and I am drunk emailing a dude in NY that I don't even talk to all that often.
3. I emailed him with a cornersto**extension and called the IT DEPARTMENT FRANTICALLY ASKING "OMFG I AM DRUNK WHO GETS THESE EMAILS? DO THEY BOUNCE BACK?"
Not only do I feel like a fucking idiot for emailing but I called our IT dept wasted, asking them to not open this email. Which means they all read it, printed it out, and I should be awaiting my severance check.
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Friday, June 13, 2008
Jesus Saves Sasha Takes.....it in the butt
Machine or Matador? I am confused? less than half a minute to go, game 4 in the freaking NBA Finals and thats best defense you got Machine?? haha cant blame him though, that was his best, no heart. Watching Jesus float down the lane was so beautiful and to finish with the left!!!! wowwwwwww. Lakers aren't out yet, i know i know, no hate comments please. But from a basketball fanatic point of view, that Ray Ray performance was magic.
the last one just cause...
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
hip-hop anonymous
yeah yeah. im late. whatever. the only show i caught was when they did the "bizness time" track. it was genius. i don't know why i didn't try to catch any other shows. oh yeah. it lacked some S-J-A-N-S-T-P-D. for you lame brains that means
scarlett johansson almost nekked strip tease pole dance. yummmmm.
has someone already post this??
Monday, June 09, 2008
tom ford can suck mine too
people need better hobbies
I love cheaters for the same reasons I love Cristina and all those really bad mexi reality talk shows; they exploit people that are ignorant, they act like they are ambasators to the broken hearted, and the trainwrecks that occur are totally water cooler worthy for days.
I like cheaters because people are incredibly willingly ignorant, they know their relationships are doomed but still need to air their dirty laundry to thousands of people with the help of a video camera.
This guy however, bums me the fuck out. I think he should really let people take care of their business and find something genuinely good to do. I hate the title that he gives himself, "vigilante", he's a videographer with too much time and not enough talent. I don't think he's an ambassator of goodwill but rather a Christian with too much time on his hands that needs a hobby and not enough intelligence to actually justify why he humiliates people rather than educating people on the errors of their way.
But in the mean time, enjoy this clip. this guys is a dick. not the jon, not the prosti but the run up style of jon the vigilante.
I like cheaters because people are incredibly willingly ignorant, they know their relationships are doomed but still need to air their dirty laundry to thousands of people with the help of a video camera.
This guy however, bums me the fuck out. I think he should really let people take care of their business and find something genuinely good to do. I hate the title that he gives himself, "vigilante", he's a videographer with too much time and not enough talent. I don't think he's an ambassator of goodwill but rather a Christian with too much time on his hands that needs a hobby and not enough intelligence to actually justify why he humiliates people rather than educating people on the errors of their way.
But in the mean time, enjoy this clip. this guys is a dick. not the jon, not the prosti but the run up style of jon the vigilante.
Thursday, June 05, 2008
Throwback Thurrrrsday
this week Crooklyn Dodgers. i'll say this again and again and again. personally there will never be a time like 93 through 95. everything out was classic, intelligent, and holds relevance today.
ALBANIA
while you were rekindling...
I woke up and found this in the street, mind you it's a rural street and not a real one. How great is it to wake up to a prehistoric looking creature, check out it's massive tail.
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