I use to be able to read at night before i went to bed. I say use to because now i am typing in the dark because my lamp was stolen. Other recently stolen items include but are not limited to: a broom, half a tube of toothpaste, trash bags, one tabby alley cat and a blanket. If anybody has any information leading to the recovery of said items please let me know. I can be reached via smoke signal because i also use to have a phone. (editors note: im not bitter just entertained)
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